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Tuesday, March 31, 2009

converse and Maureen Johnson-esque self-portraits

Big exciting news!
I have just acquired the most amazing magenta converse ever created.

They are so freaking cool.
I also had the inspiration from Maureen Johnson's book covers (look 'em up)
To make this little baby:

I think it basically rocks.
The setup and editing of this thing was intense. You have noooo idea.
Does it look like I'm showing you my butt? Maybe.
But I rather like my butt, so that all works out.

Anyway, had an AWESOME time with Olivia and the other homeschoolers today at the park.
I freaking love homeschoolers.
I still want to go to high school in the fall, but I will be hanging with those kids every chance I get.
I kinda want to watch the Twilight movie. Random desire, but what can you do?
I think I need to buy it.

Thursday, March 26, 2009


If I'm so wrong
How can you listen all night long?
Now will it matter
Long after I'm gone
Because you never learned a goddamn thing...
You're just a sad song
With nothing to say
About a lifelong
Wait for a hospital stay
And if you think that I'm wrong
This never meant nothing to ya....

So go
Go away
Just go
Run away
But where did you run to
And where did you hide?
Go find another way
Price you pay....

My Chemical Romance
Is basically the most amazing band I've ever heard in my life.
No matter what music comes and goes,
It will always be them that I'm addicted to.
Go listen to them.
You won't be disappointed.

I promise.

This never meant nothing to ya...
At all...
At all...
At all.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

my masterpiece

Quite honestly, this is a truly amazing photograph.
I really love it.
I took it.
I love photography.

[audrey jane]


Monday, March 23, 2009


Things that never fail to make me smile:

-Generic voices
-Disenchanted by My Chemical Romance
-the new Harry Potter trailer
-"I don't mind spending every day out on your corner in the pouring rain..."
-Converse shoes
-John Green
-the butterflies of anticipation before you go on stage for the opening act
-Breaking Dawn at 3am
-Calling the Doctor on the cell phone
-Pizza with ranch dressing
-getting a comment from Angela
-taking a good picture
-writing a really amazing scene in my book
-knowing there are people out there who like talking to me
-emailing Yarnie's cell phone
-getting commentspam from Rose
-hugging my mom

[audrey jane]

Friday, March 20, 2009


Sometimes, I just need a break. I don't want to talk to my friends, I just need rest.
I think tomorrow I'll go for a walk before class.
Sometimes we all need a break from the rat race.

Monday, March 16, 2009


It's an art



I do love creating things.
o I have three dolls; Harry, Hermione, and Ron.
Three Harry Potter action figures made by Mattel that I love and adore.
But the longer I own them the scarcer their clothes become. What do I do about it? Make some!

Now I don't claim to be any kind of seamstress wonder.
Take for example Ron's tangerine-orange "practice pants."
They're turning out to look a bit like skintight orange towels wrapped around his legs.
Not attractive.

Luckily, Hermione's tye-dye dress-from-a-sock turned out to be quite nice.
I used some yellow felt for a cinched-waist belt and a hair ribbon.
I also sewed a button to the back to help hold it on.

It was a fairly average sneezy afternoon otherwise.
Still healing...


Saturday, March 14, 2009

Perhaps an introduction is in order....

I'm... well, you all can call me A, but my friends call me Audwee. And that isn't my name either. Go figure.
I'm a girl.
I like Harry Potter.
My Chemical Romance is basically amazing.
I'm a liberal so forgive me if my political views offend you.
I write.
I like blogging.
I like soup.
I like Dumbledore. He's my homeboy.

And lastly, yes I know you might think I'm lame. I already know. Took the words right out of your mouth. So don't bother saying so.
Much love. ~A.

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The world needs more miracles.


Oh the joys of being ill

My healing remedy, for the curious:

Eat lots of soup. I'm not being cliche, either. Do it.
Read. A lot. Online stories, books, whatever you like.
Listen to a TON of My Chemical Romance. Their music is basically magic and healing.
Look at a bunch of Gerard Way pictures, 'cause his face will heal you.
Drink more water than you ever thought possible.
Shower a lot.
Pee a lot more than usual because of water intake.

Enjoy your pajama time.

I hate being sick. ~A.